tHe wOrSt evEnt

Many moons ago in the year of 2019, there was event that was described to be so terrible. so awful. so horrendous that its contents were locked away to never be seen again. Thanks to a group of skilled historians, researchers and archeologist; the event was rediscovered. Eventually the dna found at the site was able to be extracted and cloned to get an accurate re-telling of the event by the creator themselves. Ziotika

Ziotika had a hard time adjusting to our modern world but saught comfort in the familiarity of the event. The team worked very hard to mimic the environment she came from and even convinced the neanderthal to host it once more. There was little hesitation and the project was happily funded by the punks onlyfans.

The event started with a faggio ride. The faggio is an ancient two wheeled vehicle that is decorated to reflect not just its owners surroundings, but a reflection of themselves at their worse.

Qucikly followed by an ugly outfit contest. Getting the clothing accuracte as possible was the most challanging as the team had never seen such hideous attire. As expected, the host of the evening had won her own event. No one is as ugly as the original Tika

To top it all off, it was ended with an agonizing playlist filled with nothing but the Archaic four wheeled vehicle: The dune. However as our party was coming to an end. Tragedy struck. As Ziotika was driving, she was struck by a modern insect she was not familiar with. The notorious household arachnid. Harmless to us modern folk, deadly to poor poor tika. Further researched implies that the creature was also harmless to her, but she somehow died on the spot. This unfortunately lost the project’s funding and Ziotika was layed to rest once more.