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By golly, what a time it was to be alive! It was October of 2018 and a lot of the Punks bought themselves a PS4 just to play the new Red Dead Redemption game! After two months the Red Dead Online multiplayer experience came out and by george we all logged on as fast as we could and met up on some god forsaken mountain like a bunch of nerds to talk about the future of the Red Dead Infernal Punks Outlaw gang! Look at all these nerds!
The Punks began their outlaw ways on the Playstation 4 and chose Hanging Dog Ranch as their hideaway from the law and a place to plan their shenanigans. The gang went around stealing trader goods from other unlucky folks, causing drunken bar fights and hosting a bunch of events!
Events such as:
- Fight Night
- Play for Blood (dueling)
- Canoe Racing
- Sales Night
- Axe Jousting
- Fashion Shows
- Bungee Jumping
- Racing
- Outhouse Diving
- Burnings! (For promoting varmints to Outlaws)
- And many, many more!
The game progressed and more content was given to the players! Over time Red Dead Redemption 2 came out for the PC and all of us moved on over! Unfortunately the bastards are Rockstar chose not to let us transfer our characters over from console to PC so we had to start ALL OVER AGAIN! All the experience, money and GOOOLD were all GONE but gosh darn it we soldiered on because we loved the game so much! At least we didn’t have to play against auto-aim bastards anymore right? WRONG. I’m not still angry about that. Not at all. Just like I’m not mad about Rockstar Editor never coming out for Red Dead 2. NOT AT ALL. Anyway together we shot and stole our way back to our former glory! This time we had the roles of Bounty Hunter, Trader, and Collector to help us along the way! Soon after that Moonshiner and Naturalist came along and people were having a good time with those as well! But uh oh… the modders. With PC, there was always the modders. They started showing their ugly cheating faces and started cheating and blowing up lobbies just like they did in Grand Theft Auto!
Despite being stuck with auto-aim bastards and the whorish cheating modders, the Red Dead Infernal Punks Crew powered on through and even made the Punks Protection Service! We took our very best and offered our skills to help other players get their product goods from their camp to their buyer location. For a fee, of course. Indeed, the notorious Infernal Punks Outlaw Gang made themselves a protection racket! Whomever was paying for us to protect them were safe, but anyone else was free game to steal from! With all of these activities, the Punks made themselves a boatload of money and were ready for whatever content Rockstar gave us!
The Punks waited… and waited. It was now the year 2021 and Rockstar’s already slow updates for Red Dead Online began to slow down even more. After the lackluster Blood Money update and the horrid currency of capitale entered the game, Rockstar said they were planning on many exciting features, roles and more! The Punks kept on roaming the lands and waited in Hanging Dog Ranch to make their big move when player housing was going to be implemented! So we waited… and waited more.
In the year 2022 Rockstar had indeed confirmed that Red Dead Online would not be receiving anymore updates. No more additional roles, no player housing, no rockstar editor, no heists. No finished online story of Mrs. LeClerk’s revenge for her dead husband. Not even a functional posse portrait system. Just a beautifully made landscape that was slowly but surely being plagued with more and more mod-menu cheaters. None of the things the developers had said they wanted to do with the game would come to fruition.
“I gave you all I had… I did.”
– Arthur Morgan
Hanging on at Hanging Dog Ranch for a little while longer while the bugs and the mod-menu whores piled up, the Punks Outlaw gang finally hung up their spurs in 2023 after ravaging the lands as much as they could. Every now and then some of us cowboys and cowgirls put on our hats and ride our trusty steeds to enjoy the wonderful game Rockstar did make, dreaming of what could have been if they just kept at it.
I’m so mad thinking about what Rockstar did to my baby that I’m just gonna let my dog Cuddles write the rest. fmjifm2fflsd,mf;ggggggghhhgdm fsddddddddasssssssssssssssssssssfffff sbm b ..mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.nbvfvvvfffffffffvfvfvfvffffffffff
