Jimminy Jillickers!
This months the prog group for the Punks have been been able to take down the Maw of Lorkhaj after taking some time learning those pesky twins mechanics! Some delicious double XP was also gained for about a week until Todd Howard cruelly turned it off. Philamina has been showing some of that new hit show The Last Of Us! Kionney has been scaring the pants off of the Punks by streaming the Insidious series! Sean has made people lose their gosh darn minds by introducing them to that GOD DAMN MAZE WHICH I CAN'T DO but it was fun. We also had a champion meeting that was super secret and we possibly have a new handshake that only cool people know.
WE ALSO HAVE NEW STUFF ON THE MERCH STORE!
Have you ever wanted to have an Infernal Punks baby bib?! WELL HERE YOU GO!
GOO GOO GA GA!
Have you ever wanted your OWN personal Infernal Punks Fanny Pack?! HERE YOU GO!
WOW!
You know you need it
We have had many promotions this month!
Salty has made champion!
Bigg has made champion!
Peld has made champion!
Bob has made champion!
Karme has made champion!
Rhineheart has made champion!
Deceit has made champion!
Spoon has made champion!
Smirk has made champion!
Wolf has made champion!
ChristThunder has made champion!
Past Events:
vHoF HM Prog - Shrimp
vSE Spider Farm - Shrimp
vRG NOT Bait (1st clear for Salty) - Banana
vKA - Banana
Scavenger Hunt - Jess
vMoL Prog - Wump
vHoF HM Prog 2 (clear) - Shrimp
Craglorn Clear - Salty & Jess
Volcanic Vents Vanquishers - Syrena
Squirrel Farm - Banana
Bait vDSR - Banana
Gold and XP Grind - Syrena
Thieving Event (Velvet won) - Crash
Ancestral Tomb Hunting Achievement - Jess
Pillar of Nirn Farm - Uncle Salty
Leads, Surveys, Maps - Philamina
Battlegrounds - Kionney
vRG Snake Farm - Shrimp
Taxi Friday (Wayshrines) - Kionney & Sean
Skyshard Hunting (Vvardenfell) - Kionney
Shalidor's Library Hunting - Kionney
Dungeon Story Stroll: Volenfell - Syrena
vDSR Twins Prog - Velvet
Tel Var Farming - Shrimp
vMoL Prog - Wump
vSO HM - Velvet
Obstacle Course - Sean
vRG - Shrimp
Public Dungeons - Sean
vCR +0 - Philamina
Squirrel Nut Farm - Banana
vSS (1st clear for Salty, Kraall, Bigg) - Shrimp
vAS +1 (1st clear for Shrimp, Kraall, Salty, Bigg, Banana, Kionney, Light) - Smirk
vMoL Prog Clear (1st clear for Salty, Sean, Brain) - Wump
Motif Farming Bait - Banana
vAS+0 (1st clear for Spoon, Xio, Philamina, Kraall, Goat) - Shrimp
Upcoming Events:
vAS+ 1 Felms trainer - Smirk
vCR+ 1 - Shrimp
Style Page Farming - Kionney
Motif Farming - Banana
What are some of the notable achievements that members have done this month?
Jedi - Breaking 120k parse threshold
Spoon - None
Red Velvet - Maintaining internet connection
Bigg - Bought and built first house
ChrisThunder - 100k stamplar parse
Drawishes - Didn’t pay for a subscription
Salty - First hm trial with vSO
Grumpy - vMoL clear
Kai - vMoL clear
Karme - Participating in more vet dungeons
LightOfHope - vSE clear
Rhineheart - Velothi-Ur amulet
Smirk - Vateshran and Bal Sunnar trifecta’s
Stifledgoat - Not breaking sorcerer with new patch
XiokroDarc - BRP daggers and bow
Kionney - Filming new arena
Crash - vMoL HM
Jess - vHoF HM
Shrimp - vHoF HM
Wump - Immortal Redeemer vAS +2
Cynn - Getting to cp 265
Special Thanks:
ChrisThunder - 7 million gold
BiggBlyat - 1 million gold
UncleSalty - 278,395 gold
Jess - 300K gold
Grumpy - 600K gold
Shrimp - 7.5 million gold
Banana - 3,225,427 gold (fishing contest)
Philamina - 50K gold
Crash - 1 million gold
Wump - 1 million gold
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