What is this? ANOTHER GUILD HALL?!
Yes, Jess tried to change the locks on poor Wumpy so he couldn't find his way home yet again. He found out that we have moved to the Moon Sugar Meadows and it looks like the Punks have come together to build a VERY lovely guild hall for us to all call home!
After Red "Sugar Momma" Velvet was gracious enough to provide us with Moon Sugar Meadows; Banana, Xio, Big, Crash, and Kionney helped with building materials and building the Infernal Punks Guild Hall from scratch!
Not only that, but with the recent update there are now GRANDMASTER crafting tables! We are now able to combine ALL the set crafting tables we collected as a guild INTO the grandmaster crafting tables! Wanderers rejoice! No more sweatshops!
Unfortunately our dear Shrimp has decided to step down as High Council and retire to his cat farm. The good thing is the game has pulled him in deeper into it's PVE elements and he is now striving to go after hard modes and trifectas! Thank you for your help dude, and good luck!
We've had some promotions this month!
Jalken has made champion!
Pat has made champion!
Vxnn has made champion!
Brain has made champion!
Panda has made champion!
Anonymous has made champion!
Xio and Bigg are now recruiters!
Bigg has made guardian!
Banana has become part of the High Council!
That's correct! You heard right! Banana is now High Council and she is now going to properly be converted and brainwashed into doing the Speaker's bidding! Here is a picture of the Speaker's other subjects converting Banana's character!
Wow!
The cult-like mentality and loss of individualism is palpable!
Anyway here are some
Past Events:
vDSR Twin Prog - Banana
vKA Part 5 - Shrimp
vSE run - Velvet
Transmute tuesday (life alert addition) - Wump
vKA hm Prog - Part 6 depression - Shrimp
Tel Var Farm - Jess
Skyshard & Skillpoint hunting - Banana
Skyshard hunting, Wrothgar - Shrimp
vAS+0 Trainer - Shrimp
Harvest Run - Syrena
vAS+0 trainer - Shrimp
Telvanni Dailies - Sean
Volcanic Vanquishers - Syrena
Skyshard hunting in Auridon - Shrimp
World Bosses - Sean
Halloween Costume Contest - Kionney (Syrena won popular vote, Sean won judges vote)
Halloween Furnishing Contest - Jess (Redvelvet won)
Collectible Furnishings Part 2 - Kionney
vMOL trainer - Shrimp
Mages Dailies - Kionney
Companion Grinding - Kionney
Steal You Blind Thieving Event - Crash (Phila won)
Witches Festival grinding - Crash
nRG farm run - Kionney
Witches Festival grinding - Wumpy
Companion's Companion story edition Azandar - Kionney
Mages Dailies - Kionney
Companion Grinding - Kionney
Witches Festival grinding - Crash
nRG farm run - Kionney
Witches Festival grinding - Wumpy
World Boss Plunder Skulls - Billy
Skyshard hunting, vvardenfell - Billy
Get Your Scry On - Billy
Vision of Mora Lead Farming - Billy
Fishing (Rivenspire) - Billy
Harrowstorm Havoc - Billy
Skillshards - Banana
ToT training - Jess
Public Dungeons - Billy?
Skillshard Hunt - Banana vRG - Velvet
Volcanic vents - Syrena
Hide and Seek - Bigg
Housing Tours - Jess
IC PvP - Xio
Lead Farm, druidic provisioning station - Xio
Inscribed Shard Farming (collectible furnishings part 3) - kionney
Harvest node farming - Syrena
Craglorn Skyshards - Vinny
Necro'Matic Housing Contest - kionney (Bigg won) Upcoming Events:
Holiday Housing & Costume Contests - Dec. 16th 11pm ET
Auction to raise money for the guild this December.
Recruiting Contest - 100K for ea. Wanderer referral (after 14 days). 1 million to the best recruiter for the whole month of December!
New Life Festival - In Game Event (December)
50/50 Raffle in December. Banana has details.
What are some of the notable achievements that members have done this month?
Bigg - Became a recruiter and brought some friends to the guild…
BobDragonSlayer - Getting over Covid… Tanked vet dungeon.
Shrimp - Got all but 3 HM Trails done… Has partials in those.
Philamina - Recovering from 3 weeks of covid.. Doing more vet content… lacks 2 vet dungeons
Vxnn13 - Tanked vFRH… Hosted Event
Banana - Tanking vRG
Kionney - Arena is done but still closed
RedVelvet - Clearing Alik'r Desert Zone
Crash - Clearing HM Trial Content
Jess - 6000 writ vouchers in ONE DAY
Wumpy - Glad to be able to be the SPEAKER FOR THE ASSEMBLY MEETING BECAUSE HE WORKS TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!
CleanWetGrass - Finally hit level 50 for the first time since play… WTF has he been doing???
Vytria - Dromatha Destroyer
WetLikeWater - Champion level 160
Syrena - Opened craft bag and found Aetherial Dust that magically appeared.
TemporalPariah - Guardian Preserved achievement.
ElegantMule - Decorating first large house - 300 slots
Scoot - Getting the Pillars… HM vKA trifecta
Special Thanks:
Jess - 500K & 4 master crafting tables
Crash - 3,750,000
Brain - 100K
Banana - 112.5K & Funding the guild hall build materials (idk how much she gave, some high random number)
Grumpy - 100K
Bomber - 4,156
RedVelvet - 2 mil & Moon-Sugar Meadow (new guildhall property)
Philia - 100K
Kionney, Big, Crash, and Xio - guildhall building
Kionney - crown store lights for the guildhall
After the Infernal Assembly we had a Trivia Night and TemporalPariah completely killed everyone at it. They truly are a Elder Scrolls Lore master.
Anyway... HERE COME THE HOLIDAYS
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