The Punks have now comfortably moved into our newest guild hall at the Seaveil Spire now that is has all the traditional furnishings, mundus stones, tables and trial dummies that they can shake a stick at! Just in time for the Punk Chapter's ESO ANNIVERSARY!
Our first auction run by Jess came out to a great success that made the guild mucho golderino! Motifs, style pages and more were sold while some members were turned into slaves acquisitions for gold and helped their buyer with WHATEVER they wanted in ESO! Crash also ran an anniversary raid over in Rockgrove!
"Wow! I'll never use another guild's guild hall again after this!" - quote from Banana
"I shall never use any training dummy, for DPS does not matter to me! Let us sue for peace with thine enemies!" - quote from Umi
Sadly the halls of the Punks did not emit any wonderful instrumental tunes, as the group that were booked for this assembly were a no-show. Perhaps the band all got the flu? Nevertheless, the crowded assembly went on! We all stood in awe as Syrena's new hodor icon was bestowed upon her due to her hard work as a guardian. Coco strikes fear on any eyes who dare look upon it. The Zeal of Zenithar event has come and gone, giving us plenty of loot and experience for our trade and commerce skills.
We also have a new member of the High Council, Shrimp, who has been a valued member of the Punks community for years and has been sentenced accepted to help lead the ESO side of the Punks. He is plagued by unending thoughts of cats. Help him.
We've had some promotions this month!
Xio has made champion!
Moon has made champion!
Scoot has made champion!
Royal has made champion!
Kai has returned and has made champion!
Shrimp has become part of the High Council!
Past Events:
vSS Funsies - Banana
vSE Prog team - Wumpy (first clears for Drawishes SeanDUrban Jess franny SlayerSyrena MoonlightSergal Kionney Spoon)
vSS - Draw
Transmute Tuesday - Wumpy
vSE trainer - Wumpy
vRG trainer - Umi
vSS hm trainer - Velvet
Volcanic Vent Hunters - Syrena
Anniversary Raid vRG - Crash (wumpy took over since crash couldn't come)
Urn Farming - Banana
Public Dungeon Running - Sean
Cyrodiil PvP - Shrimp
Slave Auction - Jess
Malacath's Smack-a-Palooza - Kionney (Xio won, jess lost)
vSE perfect no death training run - Wumpy
Weekly Endeavor run (7 public dungeon bosses) - Jess
Necrom Zone Clear - Jess
Survey, Leads, and Treasure Maps. Oh My! - Banana
BRP xp run - Kionney
BRP xp run - LightOfHope
nSS - Jess
Survey Maps - Philamina
6th House Banner farming - Kionney
vSS run - Wumpy (Shrimp and Royals first clear ever)
Fan of False face - Kionney
nHRC gear farm - Umi
vCR+0 - Shrimp
Destruction of the Arena - Kionney (Sean won, Eternal second, Banana, Bigg)
Urn Farming - Banana
vSE - Shrimp (first clear for Grumpy, Bob, Kraall and Roaly)
Squirrel farming - Banana
vMOL training - Wump
Public Dungeon Runs - Sean
vCR+1 training run - Shrimp
vSE spider farm - Shrimp
Node Harvesting - Syrena
Surveys, Leads, and Treasure Maps - Banana
Zenithar Parcel Farming - Crash
Squirrel Farm - Banana
Bait vKA - Banana
Zenithar Parcel Farm - Jess
Zenithar Parcel Farm - Wump
Zenithar Parcel Farming - Crash
nCR+0 x3 weekly endeavor - Jess
Future Events:
vMOL Prog held by Wumpy
vKA hm held by Shrimp
The great fishing event by Banana
whatever events we come up with!
What are some of the notable achievements that members have done this month?
Xio - vBRP first clear
Franny - Got Arcanist to 50
Draw - Got the logo ready
Grumpy - vDSA with guildies, leaderboard loot
Light - Sleeping through the question
Philamina - Joining more and more trials and running first event. Scoot - vDSR HM
Kionney - Destroying the arena, predicted to open back up sometime next year
SeanDUrban - Completed style master’s
Syrena - vSE clear
Crash - vHoF trifecta progging
Jess - Helping grow the guild and raise money
Shrimp - Scalecaller trifecta
Shay - got on the game
BiggBlyat - vKA clear, vDSR progging
Bob - vSE healing
Brain - First time trials
Carlos - Getting to level 50 for the first time
ChrisThunder - Joining the guild and meeting us all
Deceit - 4000 achievement points in a month
Harvey - Finished 14 styles for crafting
HotSprinkles - Almost at a companion
Karme - Maelstrom first time
Roaly - Sleeping through the question
Schester - vRG first time tanking
SeanOfTheDead - Getting gear together for a build
UncleSalty - Lots of things, crafting, trials, etc.
Zedodragon - nCR first time doing a trial
Special Thanks:
250k - Jess
2 million gold - Draw
3.5 million gold - Shrimp
9k - Sean
2,208 gold - Banana
500k - Wump
1.1 million - Syrena
1 million - Bigg (from Kionney’s Event)
2500 crowns for the Destruction event - Kionney
Scrivener’sHall Vault Door recipe (2.6 mil) -Jedi
110K - Philamina
50K - SeanOfTheDead
And thank you for all the auction donations!
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