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Written by Prospect Aatexxx
As has been mentioned and noticed that there is a litany of maladies of various sorts affecting various members.
The list seems to grow by the day.
In just the most recent month we have seen symptoms of the following.
-Dyslexia/illiteracy
-Brain Rot
-Unregulated Cloning
This is not to mention the non-medical related issues that have been reported as well.
Such as, but not limited to:
-Club wide curses
-Alleged Betrayals
Today we will focus on the issue that seemed to be most pressing and wide spread this past weekend that will likely have the longest lasting Club impact in the future.
Cloning.
How did it start? Like any good idea of course.
If I have 1 good thing, wouldn’t 2 or more of the same good thing be even better?
Big fucking mistake!
Did you even think about or test the severity of brain firmness/freshness?
Or did you just assume it would be rot free?
Even if you remembered to have the waivers filled out, you clearly ignored them signing with a giant X due to the almost debilitating illiteracy.
No, like most people you just wanted more, and more. Never pausing to ask if you should, not if you could.
Well I’m asking if we should or not.
And I believe the answer is a resounding “Fuck Yes!”
However very careful selection criteria must be met in order to preserve genetic integrity and ensure the longevity of the program. Certain protocols must also be adhered to in order to prevent clonal degredation (e.g. Muller’s ratchet).
Never make a copy of a copy.
Ever been given a copy of a copy from a photocopier? Pretty shitty huh?
Clones work pretty much the fucking same.
It appears as though the OG sample that clones are derived from does hold some sway over the clones, even if it doesn’t exert complete control of them.
It is believed that with strtict selection protocol that a vast majority of these ailments can either be genetically washed away.
Conversely, poor selection could lead to a unfathomable posibility of shit shows.
Or if you just want to fucking givr and see what happens, that is an option too.
The only sources citable indicate that with careful selection criteria, degredation, if any will take several decades to manifest it self.
As always, before acting, you should consider “Will my actions not only benefit the club, but help it prosper for future generations?”
As always, your humble and obedient servant in the quest to eradicate brain rot
Aatexxx
