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OMGGG besties, gather round because this past Girls Night was next-level ICONIC. Like, I’m still recovering from the chaos, the glitter, and the unmatched levels of main character energy we served all day long 💖👑
🚫NO BOYS ALLOWED — yeah, we meant that. This event was a sacred girlboss-only zone. If you identify as male? You can kindly exit stage left, thanks 💋
We kicked things off with a Girly Pop Meet-Up, where the vibes were immaculate and the energy was already giving ✨unstoppable baddies✨. From there, we hopped on our bikes and gave Los Santos the ultimate Barbie-core chaos with our infamous girls-only bike ride. Like, pls, people were STOPPING to stare. Obviously.
But girlies, it didn’t stop there. We hosted the Hollywood Red Carpet Fashion Show 💃💫 — think drama, sparkles, paparazzi screaming, and gowns that screamed “I’m THAT girl.” And all… when I say the girlies showed up to SLAYYY, I mean they devoured. Zero crumbs left. Even muggers stopped in awe of our high level aura.
BUT the crown? 👑 The title of “Best Girl” went to none other than ScruffMcDuff’s cosplayer queen who came as Ada Wong and LITERALLY shut the whole runway down. She didn’t just show up — she manifested power. Multiple Ada-themed outfits? I mean, HELLO?? Iconic behavior.
After the fashion slay-fest, we continued our “I’m Just a Girl” Ride — very much giving chaotic fairy energy on wheels 🧚♀️. Cops tried to ruin our vibe but like…ugh, typical. Can’t handle this much femme power I guess 🙄💅
THEN babes… it was party o’clock because we zoomed off to Cayo Perico, aka the ultimate ✨baddie island✨. We got tipsy, danced like nobody was watching (but they totally were), and yes, a few girlies went full feral (shoutout to the meth & coke queens, you know who you are 🫦).
To wrap up the most slay-tastic day ever, we snuggled up together and watched Magic Mike, because nothing says “I’m a strong independent woman” like Channing Tatum grinding in low-rise jeans 🤤🔥
So yeah, if you’re mad about this iconic night or think girls shouldn’t be this fabulous… kindly send your hate mail to: complaintowumpy@yahoo.com 💌 We’ll file it under not my problem, babe 💋
STAY CUTE. STAY CHAOTIC. STAY SLAYYYY ✨
xoxo,
Your fave Punk girlboss 💕
P.S. Can’t wait for next year’s Girls Night — it’s gonna be even more unhinged, sparkly, and absolutely legendary 💖💅👠
Was tons of fun!