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Champion Date: July 19, 2025
Fubar is the guild’s elusive DPS myth—a one-bar wonder who can still drop massive damage numbers like it’s no big deal, all while keeping his setup so simple it hurts. He’s been with the Infernal Punks for a while, but these days we barely catch a glimpse of him in Discord or logging into ESO. Real life has him in a full-on chokehold: work, clubs, family, the whole adulting package. When he does pop in, it’s like spotting Bigfoot—brief, legendary, and usually accompanied by a barrage of weiner jokes that leave everyone wheezing.
Seriously, the man loves to talk about weiners more than most people love breathing. Drop him in voice chat for five minutes and you’ll get an impromptu TED Talk on hot dogs, sizes, toppings, and why they’re secretly the superior food group. We miss the chaos he brings (and the eye-rolls), but we get it—life’s busy. Fubar, whenever you escape the real-world meat grinder, your spot’s still here, one-bar ready, and we’re always down for another round of inappropriate sausage puns. Stay legendary out there. 🌭
