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ATTENTION ALL PUNKS!
The new game of the month just dropped, and naturally the Punks have been all over Peak. Nothing screams Infernal Punk energy quite like friendship, teamwork, Labubu’s, climbing… and, uh, cannibalism. Don’t ask me why. And if you were wondering, no, there is definitely not an extremely detailed cannibalism guide floating around—what?? Cannibalism?? Who even said that?? How awful of you to even think about it!!
Now, I know what some of you are asking yourselves: “Why am I reading a bloody post about Peak?” Well, let this blog be a WARNING about the kind of Punk Peak players you’ll meet when climbing with us. You definitely cannot trust some of those gosh darn Punks.
During the Peak of this game craze, many have attempted the daunting climb. Spoiler Alert: Not many have survived. Some quit halfway, while others… ahem… resorted to eating their teammates (*cough* *cough* NEON *cough* *cough*). With the map resetting every 24 hours, the Punks have made run after run, leaving a trail of sacrifices behind. Some where T-Bagged, many perished in heat or snow and others starved to death. BUT, even with the danger, a mix of gaslighting, sheer determination, and dumb luck, led to three Peak legends truly reaching the top. After countless sleepless nights, Sir Reignrot Reign, Pro-Golfer Joo, and Ali the Truther emerged as the ultimate Pro-Peakers —though, let’s be honest, it was basically Reign that carried everyone each run.
Honourable Punk Mentions:
- PirateReignrotReign – Reliable, pro-Peaker that will carry your arse
- TotallyOddly –
ew, a woman?A supportive blub that will give you her last appleand will totally shoot you with a blowdart- BaldyMcPayzman – Always in search of the rare Labubu and likes Trumpets
- ZikZok (aka ZippityDippity) –
Who is letting all these women in???This sherm will get high, lock in and will complete the climb, while mogging.- JooUwU – An absolute CHAD that has laser hawk eyesight and is the perfect
ghosteye in the sky to suggest the best paths.- Neon Musk –
His billions can’t save him now.. I mean what.This Labubu addict is a total traitor that will eat you at first opportunity. Poor Reign.See you can’t trust these blue people- BillionVapidDestro – Capable, resourceful and generous mewer, he will give you his final lion, even in a deadly battle against the sun.
- Ali The Innocent – “We love Ali. She is the nicest and kindest and is always the best”. – Quoted by everyone
