Changes for our eso community

Hey Punks!

Big things are happening as we gear up for the upcoming ESO patch! Before we dive into the chaos, let’s take a moment to celebrate some well-deserved promotions:

🎉 Promotions 🎉
Huge congrats to our newest Champion: ImARodeoClown! Also, a warm welcome to our newest Initiates: Link9807, VervadaCeunon, d4rkr34v3r22, and Disco_Larry!

Infernal Assembly Updates
Instead of our usual monthly meetings, we’re switching to a weekly schedule. That means shorter discussions but more frequent updates! Champions, your attendance is now required—time to get serious about guild business.

Ranking Changes

• We’re introducing a new rank: Keeper. This is a lateral rank to Champion that lets long-standing members keep their spot as a Punk, even if they step away from the game.
• Initiates can now host guild events—so get ready for even more community fun!

Big Thanks to Our Recruiters!
Shoutout to our awesome Guild Recruiters and every one of you who’s been hyping up the Punks! Our community is growing, and it’s all thanks to you setting the example in-game.

Complaints?
Got concerns about these changes? Tough luck—send your whining to complaintstowumpy@yahoo.com and we’ll pretend to read it. 😆